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Sunday, January 1, 2017

Just when you think life can't get any shittier...

I forgot to get my beef out of the freezer for our New Year's Day meal. Bah humbug.

So shall I go out and get some or go with frozen pizza?

Hmm...

Maybe I'll just create a new Turley Surprise dish -  pizza slices on a bed of Yorkshire pudding and brussel sprouts. With gravy.

Could be a winner.


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