Showing posts with label Stop dressing up days and just teach the kids Maths and English.Quit dressing up. Harold Hadrada wore a girl's blouse.. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Stop dressing up days and just teach the kids Maths and English.Quit dressing up. Harold Hadrada wore a girl's blouse.. Show all posts

Thursday, March 25, 2010

Harold Hadrada wore a pillow case, oversized belt and a plastic hat.

I swear to God if there is another dressing up day at Ben's school before he leaves in July I may be the first mum to go to school dressed as Harold Hadrada, fully equipped with sword and dagger and few non-period accessories such as a longbow, grenade, Ak47, flame thrower and a Chieftain tank and give the headmistress a taste of her own medicine.

In fact I may just nuke the staffroom.

Last night with PMT I nearly burnt the house down. Tomorrow is Viking day at school and I'm contemplating mass murder. Hmm. Things are not looking good.

I'd just like to publically say to the headmistress;

STOP HAVING DRESSING UP DAYS WOMAN THEY ARE DRIVING ME INSANE!

Enough said.

Except, woe betide anyone who crosses me tomorrow or the shit is really going to hit the fan.

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