Right, first thing's first. I do not participate in aqua-aerobics. Aqua-aerobics is a sure sign of impending death through one of the following:
a) age
b) obesity
c) an irate swimmer grabbing you by the head and drowning you in the deep end.
The irate swimmer may or may not be called Mrs Jane Turley.
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Wednesday, July 3, 2013
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The Witty Woman Is Still Not Dead
The news is I am not yet dead. But I am now 61. Jesus. That’s on the outside lane to six foot under. However, I haven’t quite reached the st...
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It's the early hours of the morning, and I have had a large gin... Late-night alcohol is always a good recipe for writing gibberish. And...
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Just after Christmas I realised I've actually been blogging for three years and today marks my three hundredth post. Hoorah! It's ... -
The news is I am not yet dead. But I am now 61. Jesus. That’s on the outside lane to six foot under. However, I haven’t quite reached the st...
